Election 2008: Mitt Romney

Twelfth in a series of preview posts regarding potential and declared candidates for the 2008 U.S. presidential elections. Previous posts in this series include: Barack Obama, Chuck Hagel, Mr. Meddler, Hillary Rodham Clinton, Al Gore and Michael Bloomberg.
Meet Mitt Romney, self-made Mr. Everyman running for president of the United States. Good ‘ol Mitt wants you to believe he stands for everything that’s right. You should vote for him because he alone can save us from the moral decay of America. Amen.
Let’s see where Mitt stands on the issues, shall we?
Mitt Romney on Abortion
He says he’s pro-life. Or he’s pro-life with reservations. Or he’s pro-life but doesn’t want to offend. Or maybe, just maybe, he’s pro-warm fuzzies, the kind that make you feel good without saying much.
I am pro-life. I believe that abortion is the wrong choice except in cases of incest, rape, and to save the life of the mother. I wish the people of America agreed, and that the laws of our nation could reflect that view. But while the nation remains so divided over abortion, I believe that the states, through the democratic process, should determine their own abortion laws and not have them dictated by judicial mandate. — excerpt from an editorial published in the Boston Globe on 26 July 2005.
”Women should be free to choose based on their own beliefs, not mine and not the government’s. The truth is, no candidate in the governor’s race in either party would deny women abortion rights. So let’s end this argument that does not exist and stop the cynical, divisive attacks made only for political gain.” –in a written response to a NARAL questionnaire during his Massachusetts gubernatorial campaign
”Many years ago, I had a dear, close family relative that was very close to me who passed away from an illegal abortion…It is since that time my mother and my family have been committed to the belief that we can believe as we want, but we will not force our beliefs on others on that matter. And you will not see me wavering on that.” –during a televised debate with Senator Ted Kennedy (D-MA) in 1994
Will the real Mitt Romney please stand up? I can’t tell cuz it’s too confusing. Maybe Governor Flipflop is a better name. It suits you.
Governor Flipflop on Education
And as Senator McCain did, as he mentioned the flag issue — I have issues that take me in the same direction. One is No Child Left Behind. I’ve taken a position where, once upon a time, I said I wanted to eliminate the Department of Education. That was my position when I ran for Senate in 1994. That’s very popular with the base.
As I’ve been a governor and seen the impact that the federal government can have holding down the interest of the teachers’ unions and instead putting the interests of the kids and the parents and the teachers first, I see that the Department of Education can actually make a difference. So I supported No Child Left Behind. I still do. I know there are a lot in my party that don’t like it, but I like testing in our schools. I think it allows us to get better schools, better teachers; allows us to let our kids have the kind of hope that they ought to have. –excerpt from the Republican presidential primary debate that took place at the University of South Carolina on 15 May 2007
Because ya know, 12 years is a long time for your position to “evolve”. Lawdy knows that your ‘base’ is different depending on whether you’re a candidate for the Senate or a governor of an otherwise solidly blue state. If The Emperor can do it, it shouldn’t be too difficult for a part-time Massachusetts resident.
Governor Flipflop on the Environment
“I’m convinced it is good business…We can effectively create incentives to help stimulate a sector of the economy and at the same time not kill jobs.” –quote during a clean-energy conference in Boston in November 2005.
Although his staffers spent the better part of two years negotiating and shaping the Regional Greenhouse Gas Initiative, Governor Flipflop abruptly pulled out of the program shortly before its launch in December 2005, citing disagreements amongst various states regarding power plants exceeding emissions limits.
“Romney blatantly prioritized out-of-state industry power players and Midwestern coal interests over the concerns of his constituency. He then went on to spin a bogus public message that tackling climate change is bad for the economy.” –Seth Kaplan, director of the clean-energy program for the Conservation Law Foundation.
These are some of the big ticket items that Governor Flipflop has undertaken in the four misbegotten years he’s had under his belt as governor of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. There are other little-known facts, such as his proposal to raise the Commonwealth’s standardized minimum wage as a candidate for governor and subsequent veto, his position as a moderate Republican which he revealed as a lie by governing from the far right during his administration, and his proposed death penalty bill which if it had been enacted, would have called for a standard of “no doubt”, quite different from the traditional “beyond a reasonable doubt” used in criminal cases. As an aside, perhaps Governor Flipflop should be called into account for his proposal to use gambling to help close a budget gap in 2004. The last I checked, gambling is a no-no for Mormons. If you’re going to campaign as a believer in traditional values, ya gotta be consistent, right?
It’s almost a divine miracle Massachusetts hasn’t been brought to ruin after his administration.
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