The Spamwise Chronicles

January 31, 2008

Election 2008: Ron Paul

Filed under: General, LGBT, Media, Politics and Gay Rights Issues — spamwise @ 8:40 pm

Last in a series of preview posts regarding the 2008 U.S. presidential election.  Previous entries can be seen here: Evan Bayh, Sam Brownback, Barack Obama, Chuck Hagel, Rudy Giuliani, Mr. Meddler, Professor Crybaby, Hillary Rodham Clinton, Recurring Nightmare, Al Gore, Michael Bloomberg, John Edwards (Part 1), John Edwards (Part 2), Mitt Romney and John McCain.

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Attack of the Clones

Mr. Paul seems to be a man of principle. He has one of the most consistent voting records in the House of Representatives and seems to lean right-libertarian. If Barry Goldwater were running for president today, he would most likely be Ron Paul.

Of all the candidates running for president in 2008, Mr. Paul’s political positions are quite voluminous. We know what Mr. Paul isn’t for. He’s rabidly against the federal income tax, he’s voted no on the Patriot Act and he’s for gun control. He claims to be a champion of states’ rights although he hews to the orthodox Republican platform of being anti-abortion, against separation of church and state and anti-affirmative action.

He opposed SCOTUS’ ruling in Lawrence v. Texas, is for DADT, spoke in support of DOMA and voted against legislation relating to same-sex adoption.

On the issue of gay rights, he’s no different from any of the current slate of Republican candidates. That alone is enough for me to write him off into the circular file.

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In the 1992 presidential election, a fellow Texan with big ears received 18.9% of the popular vote though he won no electoral votes. History records that election being handily won by Bill Clinton. I expect that Mr. Paul will not win the Republican nomination and will instead run on a third-party platform. This will, in effect, siphon off votes from the nominee, be it McCain or Romney.

History might end up repeating itself. Still early though. We should all take a page from Margo Channing and relax, cuz it’s gonna be a bumpy ride till November.

January 30, 2008

New York City Dining — 2007

Filed under: Food, General, New York City — spamwise @ 9:34 pm

This list was hard to think about, much less rank. That being said, I tried my damndest even though for some people, my palate is somewhat pedestrian. ;)

Cod, watermelon foam, pea shoots, sesame rice cracker, miso

Tailor:  B-

Spamwise says:  Too much style, not enough substance.  Pretentious codswallop in the Lower East Side, though the hostess uniform (with Pam Grier hot pants) has the potential to turn me straight.  Savories work better than sweets.  It takes a special talent to turn foie gras into a Kit-Kat bar.

Apricot, plum, heirloom tomatoes, watercress, tomato sorbet, tomato foam

Blue Hill Stone Barns: B+ (borderline A-)

Spamwise says: Food that tastes of its essence in a magical rural setting in upstate New York. It’s Chez Panisse East. My only quibble is that the kitchen could learn a bit of deftness when it comes to seasoning. Salt is not the enemy. Apart from that, I do wish it were closer. I’d go all the time.

Brisket, Kreuz sausage, roast chicken in all their glory

Hill Country: C+

Spamwise says: Oh, where to begin. Dry, cardboard-tasting brisket. Kreuz sausage was sort of okay, as was the roast chicken. Mac-and-cheese at $16 for a quart-size container. Yes, you heard that right. $16. For $16, I expect a tray and a half to feed a family of four. Fucking highway robbery! Banana pudding was nothing special, though I liked the peanut butter and jelly cupcakes. One was enough for me however.

Branzino wrapped in potato, leek, white asparagus and served with huckleberry sauce

Falai: D+

Spamwise says: Too precious for its own good. The professional critics liked it; I hated it. Narrow railroad apartment-type space that reminds you of a dentist’s office or an elongated bathroom. Food that needs more care in the kitchen and less handmade Italian scarves. Chairs could use a lesson in comfort. If you call for the check, it should not take the waitstaff a millenium to bring it to you.

Fava bean tortelli, fava beans, white asparagus, Gulf shrimp, tarragon

Hearth: A

Spamwise says: What can I say that I haven’t said already in previous entries? Hearth remains a perennial favorite. It’s not serving four-star cuisine which perversely enough is a good thing. The food is amazingly accessible and more to the point, utterly delicious. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

January 24, 2008

Coming Up For Air

Filed under: General, New York City — spamwise @ 7:52 pm

Sorry for not posting as regularly as I’d like to. I’ve been feeling lethargic lately, in addition to grappling with the idea that I will have to revert to a roommate situation in May. Or I could stay in my current apartment and live on ramen noodles for the next year or so. Now I’m regretting not signing a two year lease around this time last year.

I’d dearly love to get back into the gym but right now finances aren’t there yet. Ugh. I’ve lived in New York for close to 20 years this year — 10 years in Queens, 1 year in Brooklyn and the rest in Manhattan. For the past 2 years, in my own space. This sucks.

I could move back to Queens or I could go look for a place in Brooklyn. Or move into a roomie situation in Manhattan or an outer borough. I value my living situation as highly as stability. Although it’s only January, I’m going to be on edge for the next four months while I sort things out. My lease is up at the end of April. I need to get word back to the landlord by the end of February. I fucking hate this.

More later.

January 8, 2008

“Histories”, Part 4

Filed under: Fiction Writing, Geek Stuff, General, Sci-Fi and Fantasy — spamwise @ 9:53 pm

Increasingly, the Emperors dispatched mercenary sorcerers to the frontier. By the reign of Perius (over 1500 years before the Invoked Devastation) sorcerers were freely welcomed into the emperor’s own palace; from then on no wizard feared plying the trade within Thae.

The assassination of Perius initiated a terrible period of turmoil within the Empire. At this time Thae’s borders were overextended, and for several centuries, its frontiers had slowly retreated before barbarian invaders. The economic strain of maintaining the sprawling Empire proved extremely burdensome. High taxes and a series of economic crises led to famines, labor strikes, and general internal unrest. A gnollish revolt broke out in the east which demanded sudden and massive redeployment of Imperial troops.

During this period, the succession of Emperors, never painless, became especially contentious; the Emperor was more-or-less made by the military. The most powerful amongst the Legion vied amongst themselves for their own chosen candidates. These internecine struggles occasionally approached civil war. At one time no less than five different Emperors were declared.

It was out of this period of crisis that the Imperial Adepts were born. The emperor Lineaus, fearing for his life, appointed his personal wizard Octavian as the first Adept. Within a decade twelve other wizards had been so named, and the next, another dozen. The Adepts were charged with upholding the rule of the Emperor. They swore solemn oaths of loyalty to him. They originally attended exclusively to the Emperor; their spells were to shield him from harm or spies. The deranged Emperor Corontitus insisted that no less than three dozen such protective spells were to be constantly in effect on his person; the Adepts wove spells day and night to fulfill this command. None of these spells seemed able to prevent his assassination. History records that Corontitus reigned for a scant eight months before being murdered.

Despite this inexplicable lapse, the Adepts soon came to serve not only the Emperor and his family, but Senators, generals, governors, and other important figures. Their ranks were swiftly expanded. Each new Emperor seemed eager to create positions for new Adepts. Harried Champions amongst the Legion soon considered the Adepts invaluable in their numerous wars. Although the common soldiers generally hated all sorcerers, they at least came to respect (and fear) the offensive capabilities of the Adepts.

When the period of turmoil was finally over, the Adepts were at the height of their influence—more than six hundred years after their inception. The Adepts had played a decisive role in stabilizing the Empire, and shoring up its borders against encroaching barbarian and monster tribes. At their apogee the Adepts were formidable wizards, with considerable sorcerous power and learning at their disposal. It is sometimes said that the Adepts had knowledge of over a thousand different spells.

It was during this time that the Adepts unleashed their most famed achievement, the Nine Colossi of the Limites. These were nine 50-foot tall bronze statues, formed in the image of Marnes, Thaecian protector and god of war. The Adepts were able to animate these monstrosities. It is said they bound a powerful spirit within each metal housing. The Colossi were placed at the limits of the empire, and were able to fight and defend their posts. In Arator (in what is now southern Calabria), the wildmen were terrified of the Colossus that towered over Demerian’s Wall.

The Adepts were originally accomplished abjurers and diviners. They used these and other magicka to protect the Emperor. Despite their triumph with the Colossi and lesser automata, the Adepts were not especially skilled enchanters. Such skill was never deemed really necessary; Thae’s numerous victories had brought a wealth of wondrous items into the Empire, as well as foreign wizards who could always be commanded to produce more such devices. Many Adepts were accomplished transmuters. In late antiquity, a large and esoteric body of writings was exclusively devoted to alteration magic.

The Adepts rapidly developed an abiding interest in the school of conjuration/summoning. Many of these spells entered into Thae by way of ancient Pyrrha. These spells came to dominate the Adepts’ repertoire, while the other schools of magic fell into disuse. Conjuration spells appealed to a distinctly Thaecian quality. The Adepts, like any Thaecian citizen, were accustomed to having the entire world at their beck and call. Using magicka to compel other beings to fight and toil for them seemed a natural and desirable development. The Adepts used their sorcerous might to impose their will on monsters, both terrestrial and extra-planar, and a tangled series of pacts and bindings were soon formed.

As the Empire neared its twilight, the Adepts became increasingly corrupted and ineffectual. Many neglected their oaths of loyalty to the Empire, and were more interested in promoting their own personal fortunes. And the Adepts’ Art, always derivative, suffered a steady decline; there were fewer and fewer magical innovations, and more dependence on the legacies of the past. Many Adepts devoted their limited abilities to composing pedantic commentaries and pursuing esoteric theories. As the Adepts’ personal abilities waned, they increasingly called on extra-planar powers to buttress their depleted magics. Increasingly, these powers originated from the lower planes, from fell denizens of Andurin such as the abomination Dagon, and from a dark and nameless evil known only to its hidden worshippers as the Faceless Lord.

(to be continued)

January 7, 2008

Musical Fruit

Filed under: Food, General — spamwise @ 9:24 pm

Stewed cellini beans

Rancho Gordo cellini beans
onion, diced
celery, diced
carrot, peeled and diced
bacon
bacon drippings
water

Make a basic mirepoix: 1 part celery, 1 part carrot to 2 parts onion and saute with bacon and bacon drippings or until vegetables are softened, about 7-8 minutes. Add 1 T. unsalted butter if you like. Add beans and enough water to cover. If you pre-soak the beans, they will cook more quickly than if not.

Bring to a boil and simmer for five minutes. Lower heat to the lowest possible setting and cover. Cook for 20-25 minutes or until the beans are tender. If the liquid reduces, add more water.

Check seasoning, garnish with chopped herbs and serve immediately. In the pic above, I added a splash of garlic vinegar.

January 3, 2008

Weekend Vista

Filed under: Food, General, New York City — spamwise @ 3:50 pm

Yes, I know, it’s Thursday morning as I’m posting this.

A selection of cheeses and condiments, bread and wine at Otto.  Not shown, though I’m sure he wouldn’t have minded:   Someone in a Tree.

Carnage afterwards.  In addition to the antipasti, there were a couple of pizzas and a half a plate of pasta.  Sometimes I wonder if my stomach is a bottomless pit.

A melange of gelati:  roasted cinnamon, olive oil and hazelnut.  Something Lynette might have appreciated were she with us.

Fifth Avenue looking south towards Washington Square Park.

As much as I love Shelley, I’m more of a dog person myself. There’s also the added bonus of not being allergic to kitty dander.

I would’ve loved to take more pix but unfortunately the weather’s been shitty lately. Not long afterwards, it started to rain.

For 2008, I resolve to get out of the house more often.

January 2, 2008

Westchester

Filed under: General, LGBT, New York City, Poetry, Writing — spamwise @ 9:20 pm

To see Duncan, I travel north
away from my heart
to the one we’re building in a new place
out of nothing much.

Across the steel bridge
elevated roads lift cars above weeds,
unexpected trees and brick shores.

Harlem streets tick by,
rain sweeps the train windows,
slick streets, slicker river
the one that can flow both ways.

I can never lean again
without fear, I who doubt the solidity
of everything. I wait
for what’s next, and think I must
remember where love comes in.

Here the river fights itself
wave slaps wave, a battle
pulse of ocean versus
flood of river

Suddenly then, smooth
orderly waves march like soldiers
past concrete benches
not made for human flesh

Open sky soothes my aching eyes
past twenty kidnapped cars.

The doors won’t close, then they do
as we curve around to face west.

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